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What do you call a b...

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

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My friend told me he had the body of a Greek God. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
3 horrible facts: 1....

3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday. 2. Tomorrow is not Friday. 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday.
Why does Batman wear dark clothes? Batman doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin wear bright clothes? Batman doesn't want to get shot.
I have to brag, I have sex almost every day: almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday...
My dad died after no one could remember his blood type for a transfusion - As he was dying, he kept telling us be positive, be positive. But it's going to be really hard without him.
I needed a new password eight characters long so I picked: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
I went to the store to buy 6 cans of sprite. It's only when I got home I realised I picked 7-Up.
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