When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 15 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex. All the slides were just pictures of me.
Guess who woke up to 32 missed calls from their ex? My ex, Lauren. I miss you, please come back to me.
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.