I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
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My friend told me he had the body of a Greek God. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday. 2. Tomorrow is not Friday. 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday.