When a clown farts... Does it smell funny?
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I thought comedians were jerks until I finally met one... He was a stand up guy.
You know what really makes me smile? My face muscles.
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How did the tree feel in the spring? Re-leaved.
What does a frog in Paris eat? French Flies.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? No that's too cheesey.
I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
Dear God. If there is such a thing as reincarnation please let me return as a ladies bicycle seat.
How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet.
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