You know what really makes me smile? My face muscles.
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Why do we call it sand? Because it is between sea and land.
How did the tree feel in the spring? Re-leaved.
What does a frog in Paris eat? French Flies.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? No that's too cheesey.
I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
Dear God. If there is such a thing as reincarnation please let me return as a ladies bicycle seat.
How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet.
You know you're German when you say 'Fritten' or 'Pommes' instead of 'Fries'.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
Why do people in France eat snails? Because they don't like fast food.