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You will never reach higher ground if you are always pushing others down (Jeffrey Benjamin)

Each of us deserves the freedom to pursue our own version of happiness. No one deserves to be bullied (Barack Obama)

The brain is wider than the sky (Emily Dickinson)

Every day I feel is a blessing from God. And I consider it a new beginning. Yeah, everything is beautiful. (Prince)

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. (Simon Cameron)

When I do good, I feel good, When I do bad, I feel bad. That is my religion. (Abraham Lincoln)

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. (Leo J. Burke)

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now! (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

Everyone needs a house to live in, but a supportive family is what builds a home. (Anthony Liccione)

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore. (Rumi)

When I'm home, I like a cozy, comfortable, calming space. (Stacy Keibler)

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. (Fred Astaire)