somewhat funny

Everyone needs a house to live in, but a supportive family is what builds a home. (Anthony Liccione)

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore. (Rumi)

When I'm home, I like a cozy, comfortable, calming space. (Stacy Keibler)

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. (Fred Astaire)

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience this is the ideal life. (Mark Twain)

Rome, they say. Wasn't built in a day. Or romance built in a night! (Fats Waller)

And how can we win. When fools can be kings. (Matt Bellamy)

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up. (Pablo Picasso)

Keep your expectations low and you will never be disappointed. (Kratos)

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. (Phyllis Theroux)

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. (Andre Gide)

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. (Lily Tomlin)