somewhat funny

The brain is wider than the sky (Emily Dickinson)

Every day I feel is a blessing from God. And I consider it a new beginning. Yeah, everything is beautiful. (Prince)

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. (Simon Cameron)

When I do good, I feel good, When I do bad, I feel bad. That is my religion. (Abraham Lincoln)

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. (Leo J. Burke)

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now! (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

Everyone needs a house to live in, but a supportive family is what builds a home. (Anthony Liccione)

The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore. (Rumi)

When I'm home, I like a cozy, comfortable, calming space. (Stacy Keibler)

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. (Fred Astaire)

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience this is the ideal life. (Mark Twain)

Rome, they say. Wasn't built in a day. Or romance built in a night! (Fats Waller)