this is

somewhat funny

or inspiring

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and catch up with them later.

- Mitch Hedberg

Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery (including deadpan delivery). His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. (Wikipedia)