somewhat funny

I've never met a Friday I didn't like!

Do you know the difference between a guest towel and toilet paper? No. In that case, don't use our bathroom.

My friend told me he had the body of a Greek God. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday. 2. Tomorrow is not Friday. 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday.

You will never reach higher ground if you are always pushing others down (Jeffrey Benjamin)

Each of us deserves the freedom to pursue our own version of happiness. No one deserves to be bullied (Barack Obama)

The brain is wider than the sky (Emily Dickinson)

Every day I feel is a blessing from God. And I consider it a new beginning. Yeah, everything is beautiful. (Prince)

Great things only happen when you decide to do things differently!

Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value. (Albert Einstein)

Never let the past or current circumstances limit the vision for your future. (Brendon Buchard)

If they spit at you behind your back, it means you’re ahead of them. (Confucius)

In this row of numbers what number replaces the question mark? 6, 9, 15, 27, ?

How many squares can you find in this strange looking picture?

Eight numbers are known. What number is missing here? 4, 8, 24 3, 6, 18 5, 10, ?

Two men are playing chess. They play five games. Each man wins three games. How is that possible?