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Privacy Policy

Who is responsible for the data collection on this website? The data collected on this website are processed by the website operator. The operator's contact details can be found in the website's required imprint (legal notice).

How do we collect your data? One way is if you provide us with through filling out a submit form on this website. Another way is the automatically collected data used for analytics (for example your browser or what pages you visit). These data are collected automatically as soon as you enter our website.

What do we use your data for? Part of the data is collected to ensure the proper functioning of the website. Other data can be used to analyze how visitors use the site, so that we can optimize the website the match your needs the best.

What rights do you have regarding your data? You always have the right to request information about your stored data, and the purpose of it. You also have the right to request that it be corrected, blocked, or deleted. You can contact us at any time using if you have further questions about the issue of privacy and data protection.

What about Analytics and other third-party tools? When visiting our website, statistical analyses may be made of your surfing behavior. This happens primarily using cookies. The analysis of your surfing behavior is usually anonymous, i.e. we will not be able to identify you from this data. You can object to this analysis or prevent it by not using certain tools.

Third-party Tools

This website uses third-party tools such as Google Analytics and Google Adsense. These tools use cookies to collect statistical data. More on these specific tools below. We also recommend this link where Google explains in detail how they use data from websites such as this one:

Other third-party applications such as YouTube and Soundcloud are also used on this website through their embed functionality. This means that the videos on this site are hosted by external tools. These may also collect data on users and their usage of these tools through cookies. We added explicit notifications about this where we embed this content.

Google Analytics

This website uses Google Analytics, a web analytics service. It is operated by Google Inc. ("Google").

Google Analytics uses so-called "cookies". These are text files that are stored on your computer and that allow an analysis of the use of the website by you. The information generated by the cookie about your use of this website is usually transmitted to a Google server in the USA and stored there.

Google Analytics cookies are stored based on Art. 6 (1) (f) DSGVO. The website operator has a legitimate interest in analyzing user behavior to optimize both its website and its advertising.

We have activated the IP anonymization feature on this website. Your IP address will be shortened by Google within the European Union or other parties to the Agreement on the European Economic Area prior to transmission to the United States. Only in exceptional cases is the full IP address sent to a Google server in the US and shortened there. Google will use this information on behalf of the operator of this website to evaluate your use of the website, to compile reports on website activity, and to provide other services regarding website activity and Internet usage for the website operator. The IP address transmitted by your browser as part of Google Analytics will not be merged with any other data held by Google.

You can prevent these cookies being stored by selecting the appropriate settings in your browser. However, we wish to point out that doing so may mean you will not be able to enjoy the full functionality of this website. You can also prevent the data generated by cookies about your use of the website (incl. your IP address) from being passed to Google, and the processing of these data by Google, by downloading and installing the browser plugin available at the following link:

You can prevent the collection of your data by Google Analytics by clicking on the following link. An opt-out cookie will be set to prevent your data from being collected on future visits to this site: Disable Google Analytics (Opt-out).

For more information about how Google Analytics handles user data, see Google's privacy policy:

Google AdSense

This site uses Google AdSense, a service for including advertisements from Google Inc. ("Google"). Google AdSense uses "cookies", text files that are stored on your computer and allows you to analyze the use of the site. Google AdSense uses so-called web beacons (invisible images). Through this web beacons, information such as the visitor traffic will be evaluated on these pages.

The information generated by cookies and web beacons on this website (including your IP address) and delivery of advertising formats to a Google server in the U.S. and stored there. This information can be passed on from Google to contractors of Google. Google is your IP address but not combined with other data you have stored.

You may refuse the use of cookies by changing the settings on your browser, we would point out however, that you can use in this case not all the features of this website. By using this website, you consent to the processing of data about you by Google in the manner described above and for the purpose.


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